Nightmare on Shadow Mountain Road

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 I had a great vacation with Nicolarrr and experienced some pretty awesome things, but I have seriously been living my own personal nightmare for two days. Instead of pouring more of my energy into the nightmare, and because Nicola pretty much gave me a friendship ultimatum ("Blog or we're through!"), I present you with this:


Found via Dooce

 Thank you, dogs, for once again allowing me to see truly matters in life: hilarious things set to classical music. Is there anything better?

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